Brother Christopher

Me dare brother Christopher wrote - not long ago - to ask for:

1. IPod Shuffle

2. Home Depot gift card

3. Itunes gift card

Again with the cairds! And a Shuffle fer him too?

What are ye going to do with a Shuffle ye great feckless git? Ye aren't goin on any round-the-wairld cruises are ye? Ye aren't going ta put on a tuxeda and play cairds at Monte Carlo fer feck's sake!

Don't ye think ye think ye should tass the playin cairds and yer shuffling and troy to earn a dacent living fer yer lang-sufferin wife and yer starvin babby boy?

Fer Jaysus' sake, man, don't ye have any shame?

Ho Ho Ho!

love,

Santa