Me dare brother Christopher wrote - not long ago - to ask for:
1. IPod Shuffle
2. Home Depot gift card3. Itunes gift card
Again with the cairds! And a Shuffle fer him too?
What are ye going to do with a Shuffle ye great feckless git? Ye aren't goin on any round-the-wairld cruises are ye? Ye aren't going ta put on a tuxeda and play cairds at Monte Carlo fer feck's sake!
Don't ye think ye think ye should tass the playin cairds and yer shuffling and troy to earn a dacent living fer yer lang-sufferin wife and yer starvin babby boy?
Fer Jaysus' sake, man, don't ye have any shame?
Ho Ho Ho!
love,
Santa
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