Sister-in-Law Kitty

Our dair Sister-in-Law Kitty, a loovely haird-working woman, wrote not long ago to ask for the followin:

AnnTaylor gift card

Pottery Barn gift card

Well, ye'll have ta ask for more than this, fer Jaysus' sake !

Two cairds! And one fer a dishes barn? That's all ye want fer Christmas?

D'ye think our dair Sister-in-Law wants ta be canonized as a plaster saint in the grand tradition of St. Bega of Knocknecarra who was martyred when Roman Legionnaires accidentally buried her aloyve in pate mass when they were diggin a great hole ta hoyd the Holy Grail on the ancient banks of the Sligeach.

Can't we give the pair woman somthin better than a caird?

Ho Ho Ho!

love,

Santa