Our dair Sister-in-Law Kitty, a loovely haird-working woman, wrote not long ago to ask for the followin:
AnnTaylor gift cardPottery Barn gift card
Well, ye'll have ta ask for more than this, fer Jaysus' sake !
Two cairds! And one fer a dishes barn? That's all ye want fer Christmas?
D'ye think our dair Sister-in-Law wants ta be canonized as a plaster saint in the grand tradition of St. Bega of Knocknecarra who was martyred when Roman Legionnaires accidentally buried her aloyve in pate mass when they were diggin a great hole ta hoyd the Holy Grail on the ancient banks of the Sligeach.
Can't we give the pair woman somthin better than a caird?
Ho Ho Ho!
love,
Santa
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